The Del la Moretti family once against hosted a party in Kitsap at their lush estate.

Dr. Gabriel Del la Moretti was quite the host, providing a fun setting and ensuring that everyone was comfortable.  Abigail Del la Moretti spent her evening as a proper hostess.

A sizeable number of the Crone attended.  Evergreen Rose Republic’s Harpy Claire Marie made a startling appearance.  Dr. Del la Moretti presented Claire Marie with the gift of an undead Pom-a-poddle.  Sheriff Acrimony was not to be undone and provided the lovely Claire Marie with one of his infamous trap door of truth spiders.  The two gentleman had their pets battle for the amusement of the assembled and a grand time was held by all. 

Primarch Nathanial Green was in especially good spirits.

The Carthians were also well represented.  Agony, Alice, and Max provided stimulating conversation.  B certainly turned some heads as he discussed his mother issues with Dusk rather publicly, as well as certain other habits.

The triumphant Prince Vasili Rostov rocked the party as expected.

There was also dancing.  Alas, I had several women wanting to dance with me at once.  Agony, Misery, and Alice each had their turn with me, but I fear that none of them could quite keep up.  Johnny Merducci offered his hand in assisting me with the ladies, but alas he was too slow.

Rising Stars:

The Del la Moretti family has recently moved to the Nelson Imperium and they continue to impress with their hospitality.  Seattle’s loss was truly our gain.

Feared:

Sheriff Acrimony and his trap door of truth spiders won the day.

Loathed:

I’m afraid that this list was almost going to be empty and then I remembered Dominic “Douchebag” LaRue.  You were mentioned in passing at the gathering.  It caused quite the laugh.  We haven’t forgotten you.

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:
Carthian Status: 3, Mekhet Status: 3

Read about the New Flesh here: http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

See Sorrow's Harpy Reports here: http://lordoflaughter.livejournal.com/

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

The time between Christmas and the New Year is a quiet time for the mortals.  This reflects in kindred society as well.  Something about this time brings out a mellow streak.

It is also a time when mortals and immortals alike begin to truly feel the pressure of the elements.  Vampires in remote areas begin to feel their beast keenly and a special few vomit bile on the internet.

As I pondered the last year in anticipation of writing this article, I reflected on the many changes I witnessed.  Some of these changes were specific to the Macabre Danse and others affected the mortal world. 

Often a harpy will concentrate on misdeeds and scandal.  These bits of misbehavior are attention grabbers and let’s face it; vampires feed off rumors almost as much as blood.  However, I think it is equally important to point out the good examples as well.

I have considered what has happened over the last year.

Feared List:

Universal Gravity.  Why should one fear a universal constant?  Because it is just that.  Universal.  Universal and immutable laws that exist everywhere.  Sometimes, it feels as though reality bends, but this year showed that there is plenty to fear from the world and that hiding only makes you weaker not stronger. 

Boons.  Boons have made a big return this year.  The trading or applications of boons were leveraged in many ways changing many domains and even the entire region.  It is no longer fashionable to avoid boons or attempt to trade in favors to seem less stuffy.

Harpies. Harpies have shown that they have a reason to be feared.  Many harpies across the world have reminded kindred society why such a position exists.  Harpies such as Audra Jetter have shown that we protect the safety of boons.  Harpies such as Claire-Marie of the Evergreen Rose Republic show that we are the conscience of kindred society.  Harpies such as Angelina from Eugene show that even a new harpy can make a difference in a troubled domain. 

Loathed List:

Internet Vampires.  Yes, there are vampires that exist almost entirely on the chatting rooms and the internet.  It is a strange and recent phenomenon that has shifted our society.  It is a brave new world where new terms such as e-balls and internet courage are now a solid part of our lexicon.  Sadly, I feel as though this has dulled the bite of our best predators.

Sniveling Vampires.  I never thought I’d see a time when kindred society would tolerate such a lack of etiquette and ignoring of social rules and mores.  There are consequences for acting like a douchebag and getting everyone wet with your spouting.  These vampires fail to accept the horror that they are truly responsible for their own actions and the consequences that fall on them.

The Strix. They have returned this year, not with a bang, but a loud wheeze.  These retarded mystical spirits are much like that annoying stalker you can never get rid of; that creepy ex-girlfriend that never really gets the hint.  Do they even have a plan?  On the bright side, they seem to hate internet vampires as much as I do.

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:
Carthian Status: 3, Mekhet Status: 3

Read about the New Flesh here: http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

See Sorrow's Harpy Reports here: http://lordoflaughter.livejournal.com/

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

Fear and Loathing in the Northwest: A Christmas Miracle (12/11, 12/13, and 12/19/2008)

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, Dr. Seuss

It has been a busy time in the NorthWest. 

Alas my gentle readers, I haven’t had the time to properly capture all of the events.   I’ve received many messages from well wishers and a few from franticly addicted fans demanding my latest harpy report. Alas, my time had been captured by the Holiday Spirit and I have been unable to get to my computer before now.

Olympia had a sterling gathering on the good Captain Silver ship on the 11^th of this Month. It was a jolly gathering filled with footraces, Christmas presents, and lessons learned. The triumphant Prince Vasili Rostov showed that he always gives the best Christmas presents. I believe a simple quote from Acrimony can summarize the evening perfectly. “Oh please, Uncle Vasili. Please Uncle Vasili! You got everyone else Christmas gifts! Please make my Christmas wish come true.”

On the 13^th of this month, Seattle held it’s annual Yule celebration titled the Longest Night Ball hosted by Tony “Grim” Soloman. It looked like quite a bit of time and effort had been put into the event. It was truly a pity that I was unable to see most of it as my party was detained at the door over a trivial matter. Resolving it took far longer than I would have expected. I’m certain most of you have heard the story by now. I won’t bore you with the details. Best wishes to Prince Moore. He has a difficult job ahead of him.

And finally, it was the weekend before Christmas, and Mother Nature was about to show the NorthWest why she was a bitch. Consul Olivia Nova of the Evergreen Rose Republic announced that she was going to host a Court at the Russian Opera House in Vancouver.

The entire building was immaculately decorated with sparkling lights and festive Christmas trees. It was a grand affair that had gathered a large collective of luminaries from across the region despite the snowy weather. It was nice to see a collection of friends on such a cold night. Friends and connections make all of the difference in a kindred’s requiem. The Evergreen Rose is well-known for its hospitality. Visitors are always greeted with warmth. It is always a pleasure to arrive at a gathering and see such smiling faces. Put simply, it was the premiere social event of the season. Kudos to the Republic for stealing the spotlight from the rest of us. 

Mister Jerry Tomlin took forth the effort to gather and display artwork from a variety of different artists from across the region in celebration of the opening of a new artistic guild. It was a joyous gathering with much celebration and fellowship. I heard laughter and joy from every corner of the Opera House.

The following august kindred donated artistic efforts:

• Prince Frederick St James provided an excellent print.
• Prince Vasili Rostov brought a statue gifted to the domain of Vancouver from his personal collection
• Prisci Alexander Adalbrecht showcased collected artifacts from his world travels
• Zeal of the New Flesh showcased a stunning painting of battle.
• Isabella San Giovanni brought forth a statue from her collection
• Madame Evelyn Coalgrave donated some of her poetry
• Meister Jerry Tomlin displayed an intriguing found art installation.
• Lady Ai Yoshikawa showcased digital art and music.
• Primogen Jack Greagson showed several paintings from his collection.

It should be noted that the large majority of the support from this effort came from the Invictus. I think that the Invictus of the Northwest showed why most consider them to be proper patrons of the arts. Kudos to all involved.

Jerry Tomlin announced a contest to determine the name of this new guild. The winner would be allowed a commission from said guild.  Sheriff Acrimony of the New Flesh won said contest proclaiming that the guild would now be titled “The Most August Order of Virtuous Patricians.” He is already working with the guild on a play titled “The Columbia Tower and the Cursing of Seattle.” It has already been decided they will be offering to show said play in local domains. I very much look forward to seeing such efforts.

Consul Nova held her court in the customary fashion with style and alacrity. I’m certain that the local harpies will capture most of the details of the various announcements. I do want to issue a couple of congratulations.

Liam O’Daherty was *recognized* for his service to the Republic. Please file this under I told you so.

Isabella de Espada was announced as the Prince’s Harpy of Portland. I have spoken to Bella often and I’m certain that she will do quite well in the future. 

Bergan announced that stepping down as Sheriff of Portland and accepting the Prisci of the Nostferatu within the Republic. I’m told that Mr. Bergan’s star has risen as he has recently claimed an Ordo position of Grandmaster of the Northwest within the Axe. Very impressive.

Afterwards, there was a hush over the gathering. It seems that the depression that often hits those in the NorthWest during the holidays hit that loveable scamp Acrimony. “Alas, I feel as though I might weep Sorrow. Or perhaps, I shall make others weep for I have no more tears.”

“But what could be wrong, Acrimony? You’ve gotten your Christmas wish from Uncle Vasili? And you even received a bonus from the man in the red suit.”

“My love has been taken from me. Perhaps, I shall steal yet more Christmas joy from those I scorn.”

Would there be yet more weeping before Old Saint Nick made his yearly trek? Would that kidnapped child ever see his father?

It was then that the Christmas miracle occurred in the form of Consul Olivia Nova. She spoke to the monster known as Acrimony and explained why this was a time for peace on earth and goodwill towards man and beast. She spoke of the true meaning of Christmas and then for a brief moment Acrimony’s heart grew ten times its former size and the spirit had possessed him. He became so overjoyed with the season of giving that he ripped off his own arm and gave it to Lady Ashe and Levity and declared that he would not murder…until the New Year.

Rising Stars:

Jerry Tomlin showed that the Invictus had much to offer the Republic. I hope that others of his covenant take notice of his efforts.

Feared:

Olivia Nova showed that with soft words she is ever so much more potent than a dozen braggart vampires with little or no courage to live in a world with gravity and rules. Anyone that can tame a monster with the sound of her voice should be respected and feared.

Loathed:

Alas, this time I’m not going to name names. Why? There’s already a naughty list being shared by the harpies of this fine region. It will be checked twice and released. Let the naughty beware.

And thus gentle readers, my report is finished. 

Come the New Year, we can once again plot and scheme. We can sharpen our fangs, claws, and knifes.

But for now, I wish all a Merry Christmas.

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:
Carthian Status: 3, Mekhet Status: 3

Read about the New Flesh here: http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

See Sorrow's Harpy Reports here: http://lordoflaughter.livejournal.com/

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

[OOC Cautionary Note: The above is an in-character harpy report representing an in-character opinion about in-character events. Things said in-character are not directed at any players. The Camarilla is an adult club with mature themes. It is assumed by the nature of the venue and the club that all players involved can properly handle in-character conflict. If you can not distinguish between things said in-character and things said out-of-character, please talk to your local coordinator about getting help and consider taking a break. Yes, it is sad that I have to include this in my reports now. No, it is not directed at anyone talked about above. I'm just adding this to all of my reports now.]

Fear and Loathing in the Nelson Imperium: (Olympia 12/4/2008 and Kitsap 12/5/2008)

As the nights in the Northwest become longer, the air becomes quite cold and bitter. The blood slows and many sleep through the winter.

On Thursday, Prince Vasili Rostov held an intimate gathering at the Rostov Interfaith Gathering site. It was a very well behaved gathering. I noted that there were a number of pleasant conversations.

Anna Rostov, Seer, enthralled a number of the court with her frightening accurate readings. Prince Vasili is quite lucky to have such a person working for him.

I had an interesting conversation with Mr. N and Alvise Salverio as we strolled the grounds. I appreciate the company.

I spoke at length with Massimo Bianchi and heard of his formal joining into the Carthian Movement. It seems that he has decided that his family will seek out and join Covenants. Interesting change of events.

It is my honor to announce that Kitty has stepped into serving as the voice of Primarch Typhus until his return. I haven’t had a chance to speak with Kitty just yet, but she might wish to contact me about certain matters that have come to my attention.

On Friday night, the Della Morretti hosted a quiet party to celebrate their move to the Kitsap domain. There was a great deal of cheer in the old tradition of Boxing Day. There was delightful dancing. Agony and Acrimony sang a charming duet that fit within the theme of the holiday. One day a year, even I can feel a bit of mirth.

I’m told that there was even a house warming party elsewhere, complete with Christmas games and cheer.

And I’d like to announce that I have written a new guide titled Sorrow’s Incredible and Invaluable Guide to Surviving Immortality. I’ve seen many vampires of late make mistakes that could have easily been avoided if their sire had paid any attention to them before releasing them. 

Loved:

This category has been put in by request, much to my protest. Uncle Vasili has asked me to list Myself, Sorrow of the New Flesh here. He even made me say my whole name. He said to say I really deserved it for performing my duties with remarkable diligence and proficiency. I can hardly go against the word of one of my Princes.

I had a delightful time with my dance partner. You know who you are.

Feared:

Anna Rostov showed a cunning insight that delighted and enthralled many. I found myself curious to see what might be seen from her eyes. I wondered at the power hidden there.

Loathed:

The ironically named Sun God made an indirect appearance at the party in Kitsap. Yes, it seems that he can cut himself and bleed. And then turn that blood into a very cute kitten. I shudder at the power of the Sun God. Yes, I tawt I taw a puddy cat.

Fear and Loathing in Vancouver: 1 Gentleman, 36 Knights, and a Fog Demon 11/28/2008

To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

The Art of War, Sun Tzu

On November 28^th 2008, Prince Graham Wellington hosted yet another gathering in the fine city of Vancouver.  A mix of the usual locals, interesting visitors, and strange occurrences made for quite the gathering.

The first bit of interest was the alleged death of Anakesh the Apophis.  I say alleged because it was the topic of much mocking and laughing.  I dub thee Anakesh the Dumbass.  You start offering to sell information and secrets and then when you realize that people were ratintg you out, you suddenly disappear and fake your death.  That’s amateur hour.  You really expected us to believe you were dead?   

My first encounter of the evening was the lovely and talented Angelina, newly crowned harpy of Eugene, Oregon.  The last time I had seen her was at a wedding.  It is always a pleasure to speak to a fellow harpy, especially one that gets it.  The delightful Angelina was quite interested in making ties and friendships for her city.  She proved to be quite the ambassador for Eugene, which to put it very kindly, that’s quite the challenge these days.  And I’m not just saying that because she said my stupendous and yet practical guide to boons was brilliant.

Eugene also had a couple of other friendly visitors to the fine city of Vancouver.  I noted that the nosferatu James Banks was quite eager to please and be of help to the city.  It was said by many that he was a trouble magnet, but I found him to be quite charming, if a little strange for his constant desire to rub up against me.

The always delightful deava Mr. N made a solid appearance in his dapper top hat.  I’m glad to see him making the rounds.  I knew that he would quickly traverse the dangerous waters of kindred politics and I am glad to see my expectations met.

I am pleased to report that Vancouver demonstrated the warm hospitality for which it has become known for across the region.  Nosferatu Whip Boone made certain that his guest was taken care quite efficiently. Prisci Levka "Disdain" Alexinova took time out of his busy schedule to ensure that his clan had the proper evening.  Sergi Alexinova spent quite a bit of his evening conversing with the weary travelers building bridges and relationships.

I know that this is something that should happen at every gathering, but I feel that sometimes proper etiquette and politeness is forgotten and it should be on occasion noted.  The hosts always have an obligation ensure the reasonable comfort of the guests.  Conversely, the guests have a duty not to abuse this obligation and to follow to rules of the hosts.  It is often with this delicate relationship is thrown out of balance that problems occur.

Consul Nova and Prince Wellington hosted a delightful table chat in the corner making that careful balance between the duties of office and the duties as host.

Alas, the evening was not as peaceful as it could have been.  An order of mortal knights and vampire hunters gathered and decided that it would be a keen idea to summon forth a demon to help them fight vampires.  Or to get rid of the demons so they could fight vampires.  It was never very clear.

A host of local defenders rushed to the scene to ensure the safety of the domain.  Those that I was aware of included Prisci Morrissey of Clan Gangrel, Tate Whip of Clan Gangrel, Boone Whip of Clan Nosferatu, Jack Gregson, Primogen of the Invictus, Agony, Solace, Liam O’Daherty, Bella, and Papo.

Sir Liam O'Daherty gallantly defended the ladies while the enchanting Bella used her wiles to entrance the knights and got them to confess their sins.  Even this gentle harpy got involved astrally.  And when I returned to my body, a lovely lady was sitting in my lap.  That’s what I call hospitality.  The matter was over rather quickly.

At the end of the gathering, there was an argument between two gangrel.  The matter was resolved with boons and thus never needs to be spoken of again.

Rising Stars:

Jack Gregson, Primogen of the Invictus, used his brain to fight for the domain and protected the masquerade.  Classy move.

Angelina, Harpy of Eugene, showed that a rose can grow anywhere.  I have high hopes for her.  Prince Ritcher would be wise to listen to her advice.

Boone, Whip of the Nosferatu, was the go to guy for the night.  I was as surprised as anyone.  He’s turned a corner.

Feared:

Consul Olivia Nova won this weeks title.  She manages to be both intimidating and demur at the same time.

Loathed:

Anakesh the Dumbass.  You once bragged to me and mine about being the superior predator.  And then, of course, you lied about your accomplishments and we resisted laughing at you because we are fond of your childer.  Faking your death?  Does that work anywhere?  Seriously.  That was your clever plan?  Hide for a couple of months and then return in a different identity.  That never works.

The tragic part of this saga is that your fate is completely of your own making.  You screwed up politically, but not in such a way as to not recover.  It would be simple enough.  We have a system designed for such occurrences.  I know that someone that believes they are the apex predator would never read the works of a lesser vampire, but I highly recommend reading my guide to boons.

But, I pride myself on knowing those around me.  You will not bend.  You will hold tight to your claims to godhood and that you will not yield.  And thus, you will dig yourself deeper and deeper becoming ever more desperate until you become a danger to yourself and everyone around you and the holders of praxis must take action.

There are some gentle vampires that often ask why is the death of a requiem needed?  It is because of moments such as these.  It is because some vampires refuse to use the system created to ensure that we don’t murder each other on a nightly basis.  It is because some vampires believe they are gods and that no laws apply to them.

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:
Carthian Status: 3, Mekhet Status: 2

Read about the New Flesh here: http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

See Sorrow's Harpy Reports here: http://lordoflaughter.livejournal.com/

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

[OOC Cautionary Note:  The above is an in-character harpy report representing an in-character opinion about in-character events.  Things said in-character are not directed at any players.  The Camarilla is an adult club with mature themes.  It is assumed by the nature of the venue and the club that all players involved can properly handle in-character conflict.  If you can not distinguish between things said in-character and things said out-of-character, please talk to your local coordinator about getting help and consider taking a break.  Yes, it is sad that I have to include this in my reports now.  No, it is not directed at anyone talked about above.  I'm just adding this to all of my reports now.]

Fear and Loathing in Seattle: The Invasion of the Emerald City 11/22/2008

The Tin Man: What have you learned, Dorothy?

Dorothy: Well, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em - and it's that - if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with!

     The Wizard of Oz

When I lived in Seattle, I always looked forward to Saturday nights.

A quiet drink at Charlie’s.  A quick bite at Neighbors.  A visit to the piano at the Cloud Room.

And of course, the Smith Tower.  The Chinese Room has long been a favorite tourist destination.  It has several interesting artifacts donated by the last Empress of China.

Lord Andrew Moore hosted a gathering to discuss recent events in the occult.  Sadly, I suspect that they were unable to complete their mission as a vast number of vampires from the Nelson Imperium and the Evergreen Rose Republic arrived.

Those present included:

• Imperator John Nelson
  
  
• Consul Olivia Nova
  
  
• Prince Vasili Rostov
  
  
• Imperial Primarch Nathanial Green
  
  
• Republic Prisci Disdain, previously known as Levka Alexinova
  
  
• Sheriff Acrimony

There were other august members of the Nelson Imperium and the Evergreen Rose present:

• Dominon, *admired* member of the Dragons, Kitsap
  
  
• The New Flesh
• Doctor Gabriel De la Morietti and Wendy De la Morietti, Kitsap Crones
  
  
• The mighty and sexy Sir Liam O'Daherty of the Evergreen Rose Republic
  
  
• The dastardly clever Boone of the Evergreen Rose Republic

I was a bit disappointed that there was a lack of Seattle members there.  Perhaps, word had leaked.  I’m told that Citizen Prince Tanner O’Neil wanted to be there but alas he couldn’t get time off from his day job.  As some of you might not know, the good Citizen Prince Tanner O’Neil spends his nights driving around in an ambulance and protecting the mortal citizens of Seattle. 

It is rumored that he might wear tights while doing this.  However, this gentle harpy has yet to confirm it.

You might have noticed that that I mentioned that Acrimony was in attendance.  Those in the know might report that this horrible monster had been previously banned in Seattle under Prince Cullpepper and it had been upheld by Citizen Prince Tanner.

It comes as no surprise that Acrimony would listen to a superior predator such as Cullpepper.  Likewise, it does not come as a shock that such a monster would completely and utterly ignore such a milquetoast vampire with such a weak requiem.

Lord Andrew Moore was put in quite the awkward position by his lackadaisical Prince.  Some of the nastiest predators in the region were present and he had to honorably enforce an edict by a Prince too weak to enforce it.

He strode into the middle of the fray boldly and confronted Acrimony and ordered that he leave.

Acrimony apologized and let it be known that he was not allowed to leave since his Prince, Lord Belson had ordered his presence.

I would like to note that at this point only one vampire in Seattle went to support Lord Moore.  The impressive Gangrel known as Jack.

It might have come to blows, but Lord Moore’s steadfast aura of command calmed the situation.  His strong predator’s heart forced submission to his will.  Thankfully, Lord Moore issued mercy to Acrimony due to a boon paid by Disdain.  Being in the presence of a true predator in charge allows one to feel safe and secure.

Afterwards, the evening was quite pleasant.

Some of the Seattle residents wondered why so many of the most important creatures in the region felt obligated to come to Seattle and speak to the absent Citizen Prince Tanner.  Traditionally, there has been a gentleman’s agreement that Seattle looked to its own affairs and the rest of the region let them drop out of the regional political game.

So why did so many come to Seattle

Why indeed?

I suspect that there was a host of different reasons.  I’m going to share my unofficial thoughts with you.

Tanner O’Neil has always been a controversial figure due to his believe that vampires are a disease.  Yes, you heard this right folks.  Mad Dog Tanner thinks we’re all a sexually transmitted disease.

Mad Dog Tanner is known for other strange ideas.  I’m told that during one attack upon the city by the Brood that he demanded that none of the warriors of the city kill the attackers.  Yes, he wanted to cuddle with them and explain to them how to be better vampires and that they were just a disease.

One of Mad Dog Tanner’s laws is that “the right of destruction extends to all mortals in Seattle and ghouls. This includes in cases of protecting the masquerade. If you got yourself into trouble, you can get yourself out of it without murder.”

That’s right, gentle readers, saving the life of a single mortal is more important than the masquerade.  I’ve heard a number of important monsters wonder if Mad Dog’s light touch would work in protecting the Masquerade.

Let’s see how this has worked.

I’ve counted roughly a dozen different potential masquerade breeches since Mad Dog took office, including the kidnapping of an entire high school football team.  I can understand that sometimes shit happens and the guys in charge have to do what they can to fix things. 

The best you could do was to return them without any memories?  Really?  That was the best you could do?  Returning them beaten and bloody with no memories?  You couldn’t make up a gang fight, football/cheerleader orgy, or bus accident?

There is another issue that has been brought up that has been dear to my heart.  Boons.  It seems that Mad Dog Tanner doesn’t believe in boons.  He seems to think that they are outdated and useless.

After a regrettable incident with Doctor Gabriel De la Morietti in Seattle, Acrimony was banned from Seattle.  Acrimony later spoke with Gabriel De la Morietti and a boon was exchanged.  Doctor De la Morietti was so pleased with the arrangement that he moved to Kitsap to live under the protection of Sheriff Acrimony.  When told about this, Mad Dog said he didn’t care if a bribe was paid.  Really?

Further, when “the Stain” Fatima Beauchane fled the Nelson Imperium to attempt to escape owing a lifeboon, Mad Dog Tanner let it be known that he didn’t care about Fatima’a lifeboon.

Several monsters started to wonder if boons owed by Seattle would be honored?  I know several harpies across the land started asking me about this topic.

And then of course, there was an issue of respect.  Seattle has always had a reputation for being isolationist.  I think most found that acceptable.  I believe when a Prince, Imperator, or Consul visits, they expect respect.  Personally, anyone that can snap their fingers and an army of monsters are willing to do horrible, horrible things to you, I highly recommend that you respect them.

I have noted in the past that some showed less than respect to those important in the area.  The rogue Jose Cuervo made a lot of claims on behalf of Seattle.  Mad Dog Tanner was quick to deny these claims in the privacy of Seattle, but he couldn’t be bothered to send a message to the rest of the region.  Despite various important people attempting to work with him on this.

And here is the rub of the problem

I spoke at length with Jack on this topic.  I explained that this situation could only happen in Seattle.  Every other domain in the area has strong ties with each other.  We make alliances, we trade boons, we create bonds.  There is strength in unity.  One would think that Carthian Prince would understand this concept better than most. 

You can either completely isolate yourself or you can be part of the larger community.  You can’t do both successfully.  To be part of the world, you have to let the world touch you.

Afterwards, there was a great deal of fun to be had.  I enjoyed the company of Professor Ellison and I wanted to say that I appreciate his help on a private project to be announced later.

Rising Stars:

Jack, Gangrel Carthian: You showed a great deal of intelligence and insight.  I can tell you will take what was said to you and build something.

Feared:

Lord Andrew Moore.  The most powerful thing in the world is a man of conviction.  You proved yourself a superior predator in the eyes of many.

Loathed:

David Talbot.  I can understand the urge to help out someone maybe in trouble.  And I can even understand an urge to contact your Prince.  You did it poorly.  Several noted how you tried to insert yourself when the big boys were talking. 

Lock.  I want to make note that this creature is not the *respected* Aaron Locke, Keeper of Elysium in Kitsap.  This fellow is an example of everything that is wrong with Seattle.  He thought it would be funny to make comments under his breath about one of the more potent predators in the room.  If it weren’t for the utter respect the rest of the region has for Lord Moore, I shudder to think of the punishment that might have been levied.  After all, I hear that Acrimony is seeking to try out his new punishment titled Fifteen Minutes of Hate.

Lock, you have only been given a reprieve.  It is my suggestion that you seek out the monster you offended and offer a boon.  I do not know this monster very well, but he is reputed to hold boons sacred.  If you don’t understand why, I’d advise reading this. 

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh
 
OOC:
Carthian Status: 3, Mekhet Status: 2

Read about the New Flesh here: http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

See Previous Harpy Reports here: http://lordoflaughter.livejournal.com/

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602 

Fear and Loathing in Kitsap: Papo’s Paradise 11/21/2008

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left

coz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that

even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it

Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio

It has been said that at a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. This past evening, there was a party hosted by Papo.

Who is Papo? 

Answer: Carthian. Gangrel. Papo is the guy that always knows twenty other guys that can help you. The guy that’s so connected that he can pick up his cell phone and have a hundred pipe-hitting mother fuckers at your back.

In Cuba, Papo is the name you used for a familiar friend. A brother from another mother.

That is what Papo means to me.

The setting was an old warehouse that had seen better days near the Puget Sound. Papo provided a variety of quite tasty blood for everyone to drink and participate. 

Despite the lack of a lavish setting, a number of luminaries attended this swinging party. The wise know that the best parties are made by the people and scene, not the setting.

The Invictus made a surprise appearance. You might even say they made out like gangbusters.

Prince Belson, Imperial Seneschal of the Nelson Imperium, came dressed to kill.

The triumphant Prince Vasili Rostov looked quite Pimp’in as they say in the hood. On his arm was the *valued* Carthian, Lady Agony. Is there a romance brewing?

Newcomer to these parts, Alder Aiwyn Laureatus made quite the impression. He was quite the charmer. I found him quite interesting.

The Acolytes of the Circle of the Crone were also quite impressive.

Imperial Primarch of the Crone Nathanial Green was so gangster that he could claw you and then you’d apologize for making him make the effort.

Sheriff Acrimony ensured that none would forget that these lands were under his protection.

Lady Ashe was rocking a “tight” outfit as they say.

Doctor Gabriel De la Morietti and Wendy De la Morietti were quite stylish. They were acknowledged by Prince Belson last week as members of the domain of Kitsap and the Nelson Imperium.

The Carthian Movement made sure that they had the numbers to represent.

Mistress Agony as mentioned looked quite stunning.

*Valued* Carthian B also made a welcomed appearance.

*Valued* Carthian “Big Poppa” Vincenzo let the rest of us know what was what.

Imperial Primarch Viloktisce Karkarov represented the Dragons.

The party went into full swing rather quickly. The blood and the pimp juice flowed. There was much laughing.

Sadly, the homeless guy with the magical flashlight returned to drag off the Crones into a fight of good and evil and magic raccoons smoking cigars.

Also, there was a guy that decided to call himself the Sun God. What a fucking poseur!!! You want a sacrifice? I believe one is going to be delivered to you, but not the one you want.

When a bird was sent forth to harass Prince Belson, the Carthians nailed it to the ground with claws. Papo, Vincenzo, and B went to make sure that this wouldn’t ever happen again.

In the end, the party ended like most great ones, with a slight hangover and at least one person wondering where they left their pants.

Rising Stars:

It was noted by at least one august prince present that Lady Ashe had been quite respectful and demure this evening. I also noted it and thought it should be praised.

Likewise, Lady Agony was complimented on her demeanor. Surely, she is rising in the scene.

The surprise guest was Jack from Seattle. He had been told a number of wild stories and yet had braved the wilds to leave Seattle and see the rest of the region. He proved to be quite astute. He was respectful and the monsters approved and thus he is praised. A lesson to be learned.

Feared:

Papo gains major points. When the self proclaimed Sun God decided that he wanted to screw with the party, he showed why a gangrel with claws should not be fucked with.

Loathed:

The Sun God. Really? The Sun God? You are no god. You are a loser. In fact, your new name is Ice, Ice, Baby. Let no one else call this pathetic wretch a god. If you want to impress yourself with evil, try another domain with weak vampires.

--
Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:

Special ooc props to Dave McGrath for the good hip hop songs I don’t know.

Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

Jason Andrew
US 200202260

"Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes."
The Marquis De Sade
 
On the 18th of November in the year 2008, Agony once again hosted a gathering at the Shinju Hari in Kitsap, Washington.  This time, the evening was a delightful Daeva party.
 
A proper hostess knows that to have a supreme party once must have occasional activities mixed with the time and space for your guests to mingle.  It was generally acknowledged that Agony pulled off this event with grace and style.
 
A number of the most important luminaries from the region made an appearance:
 
Prince Belson, Prince of Kitsap and Tacoma
Prince Vasili, Prince of Olympia
Consul Nova of the Evergreen Rose Republic
Imperial Primarch Nathaniel Green of the Crones
Imperial Primarch Viloktisce Karkarov of the Dragons
Acting Imperial Primarch Misery of the Lance
Prince's Harpy Vincenzo DelGado
Keeper of Elysium Aaron Locke
Sherriff Acrimony
In addition, there was a host of others equally delightful that made the scene dressed to the nines very eager to win the best dressed contest.
 
As with any good party, the best bits are always in private.  I did manage to catch various snippets here and there.
 
The triumphant Prince Vasili offered mentorship to Zeal so that he might teach him how to act in a fashion befitting a proper gentleman.  It was noted that said tutelage might make Zeal doubly dangerous as he is already far too charming.
 
I heard a couple of important people say that they were quite impressed with the showing of the Invictus such as Liam O'Dauherty and Isolde Lance.
 
A former resident and *valued* Carthian B made a surprise return to the domain.  No doubt, hearing that the members of his blood were hosting a party he came to mingle and be seen.  His presence and presents were quite welcome. 
 
Imperial Primarch Viloktisce Karkarov noted that he found Misery to be quite charming and that the Lance was in good hands until Imperial Primarch Typhus returns.
 
Prince Vasili and Prince Belson expressed an opinion that they felt that Lady Ashe was a *valued* member of the domain, but that they had understood why she had been reduced in standing.  I spoke to Lady Ashe and she promised to try very hard to behave as a *valued* member of the Nelson Imperium.  It speaks well of Lady Ashe that two princes would praise her so.  I trust that she will not let them down, if she does I'll be watching and waiting.
 
It was discovered that there was a potential masquerade breech by Taa'eese'he Poeso of the Crone.  It seemed that a naughty vampire had killed a family and had not been too discrete about it.  Acting Primarch Misery organized a small investigation team that consisted of Levity, Malice, Taa'eese'he Poeso, and Ravive.  They returned with information about this foul miscreant.
 
Sheriff Acrimony led a small group to track down this criminal.  B used his police contacts to discover that the monster had struck again, only this time he left behind a witness in the form of a little girl.  Levity and I secured the girl while Liam aided.  We ensured that her memories of the night would not be tainted with monsters.  Taa'eese'he Poeso tracked down the beast that risked the Masquerade and then the crew explained to it why doing such deeds is a bad idea in Kitsap.  I'm told that part of that explanation included a proper skinning.  Yes, you read that correctly.
 
Towards the end of the gathering, Agony called for a tally in the best dressed competition. 
 
At the beginning of the evening, each guest was given one blue and one red chip.  Each guest was instructed to give the blue chip to the best dressed man and the red chip to the best dressed woman.
 
Two were tied for the best dressed gentleman.  Sir Liam O'Daherty looked quite dapper and I'm told quite "sexy."  Prince Belson showed that his political insight was matched by his taste.  Very much a sharp dressed man.  Agony called forth for any late additions and the good Prince Belson received another chip pushing him to victory.
 
Two were also tied for best dressed lady.  Lady Ashe looked quite simply divine in her slinky champagne colored dress.  I could well understand why she calls herself a goddess.  Consul Nova was elegant and alluring in a corset and cape.  Again, Agony called for any late additions but it seems these two lovely creatures made the heads of the court spin and a tie it remained.
 
Next was the much anticipated footrace.  Many at the gathering chose to participate in one form or another.  Doctor Gabriel Morietti summoned forth a spirit of the dead named Baron Samedi to participate. Yes, you heard it here first folks.  Agony's parties are so awesome that even the dead rise to come and play.
 
Let it be known that the squirrels in Kitsap are fiercesome foes.  It was a close race.  At the last moment Vincenzo DelGado pulled ahead, literally clawing his way to victory after maiming a black bear that attacked him mid race.  Only a step behind, Liam O'Dauherty finished and won the second token of Agony's Favor. 
 
Rising Stars:

Taa'eese'he Poeso has been a quiet member of this domain, but I think that it is time that she is *recognized* for her efforts.  Anyone that protects the masquerade has my attention.
 
Agony has hosted most of the gatherings in the last couple of months.  She has spent a great deal of time and effort ensuring that the gatherings are masquerade safe and fun.  I was told by a number important people at the party how much they *value* her contributions to the domain.  Let it be known.
 
Feared:

Vincenzo DelGado ran a race and pimp slapped a bear.  He PIMP SLAPPED a bear.
 
Acrimony continued on his streak.  I think everyone knows why.  He is a walking brown note; every time he passed by mortals and vampires soil themselves.
 
Liam O'Daherty won second place in both the best dressed gentleman and the race.  And, he helped take down a raving Gangrel.  His superiority is noted. 
 
Loathed:

The domain behaved quite nicely.
 
And now I shall end this report with the following caveat.  I am watching those that make the scene and are seen.  Those that can't be bothered to make an appearance will find that their standing drops appropriately.
 
Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:
Belson spends 1 status to bump Ashe to *Valued*
 
Sorrow spends 1 status to bump Taa'eese'he Poeso to *Recognized*.
 
Sorrow spends 1 status to bump Agony to *Valued*.
 
Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

Fear and Loathing in Olympia: Return of the Prince 11/13/2008

On 11/13/2008, the good Captain Silver hosted a lawful Triumph ordered by Imperator John Nelson.

The Rostov Interfaith Gathering site was decorated in red and gold. Members of the Nelson Imperium and guests from across the region attended.

Imperator Nelson waited at the altar before the arch. He was flanked by the Imperial Seneschal and Prince Belson of Kitsap/Tacoma, Prince Wellington of Vancouver, Baron Malakai, and myself.

As Orator, I started the festivities.

I reminded everyone of the phrase that Imperator Nelson often uses in difficult times. Ubi concordia, ibi victoria. Where there is unity, there is victory. Prince Vasili Rostov had been abroad for the last several months. A mere blink in the eye to kindred existence and yet a few miscreants chose to attempt to take advantage. A few whispered that this city had been abandoned by Prince Vasili and by the Imperium. One tried to claim that which was not his. Prince Rostov, Uncle Vasili, fought numerous battles in Georgia and other foreign lands. He won a number of key victories that have brought safety and security to all of us.

By the order of Imperator Nelson, Ubi concordia, ibi victoria is now the official motto of the Nelson Imperium.

Prince Vasili Rostov entered the Triumph flanked by his honor guard, Agony, Misery, Acrimony, and Solace. All from the New Flesh. Sheriff Acrimony took the sacred duty of whispering into the good Prince’s ear during the parade. What he said is known only to Sherriff Acrimony, Prince Vasili, Imperator Nelson, and God.

Attendees flung roses at the feet of the triumphant Prince Vasili as he made his way to the altar. I heard some joyful weeping in the crowd. One poor lady could not contain her excitement and fainted when the good Prince nodded at her.

Prince Vasili Rostov stood before the altar and the crowd while Imperator Nelson crowned him with a wreath of victory and uttered the words Simul triumphamus.  Together, we triumph.

Prince Wellington, Archbishop of the Lance, performed a traditional blessing upon Prince Vasili. He quoted a favorite prayer. “O Master, Lord our God, Who in Thy wisdom hast created man, and didst honor him with Thy Divine image, and place in him the spirit of life, and lead him into this world, bestowing on him the hope of resurrection and life everlasting.”

The Triumphant Prince Vasili Rostov took his throne and then allowed petitioners to present their gifts.

Lady Morrissey, Gangrel Priscus of the Evergreen Rose Imperium, presented Prince Vasili with a signed first edition copy of the book Lord of the Flies. It was generally agreed to be a thoughtful gift.

Lady Honor Rostov brought forth a letter. Alas, she was blinded and unable to read it. Prince Vasili honored us all by sharing her words. Lady Honor regretted that her prince had been without his seer for so long and so wanted to ensure that he was never again without her sight. Lady Honor presented her Prince with a jar containing her eyes. Very insightful.

Sheriff Acrimony presented Prince Vasili with a coat made from the enemies of the domain of Olympia and the Imperium. In addition, he shyly presented the Prince with a large white stuffed animal of a dog holding a heart that proclaimed “I wuff you!” and a pack of Pall Mall cigarettes.

Captain Silver offered forth a gold plated statue of Prince Vasili in the classic Jeffersonian style.

Harpy Vincenzo brought forth a large titanium V for his prince. Very classy.

Kuroi Nagaki presented his prince with a special flower.

After the gifts had been presented, Prince Vasili gave a rousing speech where he thanked Prince Belson, the New Flesh, Baron Malakai, and Papo for their support of his domain while he traveled and fought for all of us. Then, Prince Vasili asked that his primogen and court officers attend him in a private meeting and let it be known that the rest of the gathering was free to converse elsewhere.

It seemed that there was a general misunderstanding of the rules by a visitor to the Nelson Imperium. This isn’t a rule that generally needs to be told to others, but I can understand how a resident of a city with a weak Prince would be surprised by such a rule. It is gauche and dangerous to mock a superior predator, especially one who is without a doubt a strong ruler. You might find that you are stabbed, staked, and otherwise treated poorly in private by Sheriff Acrimony. I think Imperator Nelson said it best. “Do you know the difference between corn whiskey and rum?”

The answer? Well, let’s just say that it involved a lighter and lots of screams.

There was a number of questions about boons from Seattle from visitors to the Imperium and important residents. There was a concern that Seattle’s boons might suddenly be worthless. I expressed to everyone present that at the moment all boons coming in and out of Seattle were considered to be in good standing by all of the harpies that I know.  I promised I would let them know should that change any time in the near future.

 Speaking of Seattle, Lady Victoria Cottingham, Herald of Imperator Nelson, brought up an interesting moral question about the mysterious resurrection of Leon Vogol, *admired* member of the Invictus. It was explained that Leon Vogol had been killed by Levka Alexinova for suggesting that it was possible that Vogol could kill Consul Olivia Nova. Afterwards, unknown forces used mystical means to resurrect him from death. She asked how the Lance viewed such a miracle.

Sheriff Acrimony quoted Lance Saint, Etienne. Resurrection outside of God’s hands is against the third law. Archbishop Wellington said that the method of such a resurrection should be researched to verify that there were no undue taints of corruption. The crowd seemed to agree with the word of Archbishop Wellington. Very interesting. With the strange occurrences in Windsor, all such occurrences should be closely examined.

Trouble did find the domain in the presence of a strange mortal witch. Solace, Papo, Vincenzo, and Montello handled it quickly and quietly.

Rising Stars:

Johnny Vane, of the Carthians, from Seattle made an impressive showing. He traveled to a domain where he had no friends and made quite the impression. He kept cool under pressure even when terrible and potent monsters were asking him some very hard questions about his domain. He even kept calm when the young and foolish started asking him untoward questions about douchebags in Seattle. It isn’t easy to be a gentleman under such circumstances but you managed nicely.

Lady Victoria Cottingham, Herald of Imperator Nelson, was simply charming. I’m not just saying this because she claimed to be a fan. She had very interesting insights into a number of different situations.

Captain Silver was an excellent host. He has survived a couple of bumps in the road and shown himself to be quite wily. I imagine that he will go far.

Feared:

Prince Vasili, my dearest Uncle, we’ve all waited for you for so long. It brings to mind a quote from a favorite writer. That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange æons even death may die.

Imperator Nelson and his amazing lighter trick.

Agony for showing why she took her name.

Prince Wellington for showing that he took his personal stake in the reputation of his domain and Republic very seriously.

Papo and the entire 187 crew. It is impressive when you can, as they say, cut a bitch. It is devastating when you know when to apply such things and when to let boons handle a matter. In the past couple of weeks, I’ve seen 187 from all around the country really start working with boons and taking advanced steps that one would not suspect could come from a gang named the Trowzer Snake’s 187 Murder Posse. Papo, Simon, Solace, Montello, and the others in the crew deserve some kudos.

Loathed:

Vertigo of the Lance. I have a policy that I usually look the other way when a new guy makes a mistake. After that pass, I’m less generous. Especially when you made the exact same mistake. You need to figure out when to open your mouth and when to avoid getting into trouble. From this point forward, I want you to imagine a little Sorrow angel and a little Papo devil sitting on your shoulders. If you are doing something that Li’l Sorrow thinks is mockable and will make fun of you in his reports, I suggest not doing it. If you are doing something that Li’l Papo might claw your face for, I’d suggest rethinking the situation. When Li’l Papo and Li’l Sorrow nod their heads in unison, then proceed.

I will point out that unlike others; you took your punishment well and can perhaps learn from it and grow. You have a change to remake yourself. Use it wisely.

Ubi concordia, ibi victoria.

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:
Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

Fear and Loathing in Vancouver 11/7/2008: Grande Ballo Edition

[OOC: Content Warning. This IC report contains many topics, discussions, and hyperlinks that might make you uncomfortable and quite possibly turn your hands hairy. Children do not try this at home.]

There was once a tradition of the passion play. And no, I’m not talking about Mel Gibson’s cinematic abortion.

There was a time when Christians gathered and performed plays about the Suffering of the Christ. Members of the Lance have their own passion plays. Sermons of Longinus, if you will. I recall my early days of my Requiem, when I listened intently at midnight mass.

Prince Wellington hosted a Grande Ballo at his personal Cathedral in Vancouver, this past Friday. The hall was rather large and impressive. It brought back memories of the church in my family villa. I’m told that there were Sermons of Longinus early in the evening to lift our spirits. Alas, I arrived a bit late and must have missed them.

Many arrived at the ball in costume, fitting with the theme of the evening. 

The Marquis du Myra came dressed as a snake and attempted to give out apples. The costume was simply delightful. Ashe of the Crone accepted his wicked offer and took a bite into the fruit of knowledge. You’ll have to ask her what she learned. The Marquis also offered ladies gifts of glowing plastic bracelets with the caveat that they should give it to the gentleman that has earned their favor.

Prince Wellington and Priscus Morrissey was quite foreboding in their roman centurion armor.

I attended as Grief.   I must say that I was quite surprised at the number of masochists in the room that wanted a chance to feel the sting of my flogger. Alas, the sadist must always say no.

Speaking of favors, I spotted Zeal of the New Flesh appearing to be quite tired, surrounded by almost every lady at the Ball. He also had a long chain of glowing plastic bracelets hanging from his familiar trench coat. Of course, by the end of the night, I noticed that Lady Ashe had the bracelets….

In other Lance news, it has been reported to me that Aleron the Saint declared that Levka Alexinova was the Pope.   Etienne explained that they respected Levka due to his superior skills as a predator. Does this mean that Levka has joined the Lance? I suspect that we shall have to watch for changes in Mr. Alexinova’s wardrobe to discern the truth. If he starts wearing tall, pointy hats and more gold, then we all have our answer.

Misery of the New Flesh told an interesting tale. She wished that she had portrayed Livia, the mother Saint Longinus. As Jesus was born to the Virgin Mary, Longinus was born to the Whore Livia. She was the first strong example of his spiral through sin, taking from her the one thing she truly denied him, raping her. It was lust that truly began his descent, just as his final mortal act of using the Spear to stab Jesus was his last. Truly, the dark walnut size thing that remains of my heart actually beat just for a moment.

There were a number of important kindred present for Prince Wellington’s gathering: Consul Nova of the Evergreen Rose Republic, Republic’s Harpy Clair Marie, Primarch Nathaniel Green of the Nelson Imperium, and Alex Finn the *admired* Carthian.

Towards the end of the gathering, Imperator Nelson made a surprise appearance. He was instantly swarmed with well-wishers and those seeking his attention. 

Rising Stars:

Levity made quite the stunning impression on the crowd. She had a number of admirers follow her about and offering to be her footstools.

Sir Liam O'Daherty has made this list twice now. He managed to remain a predator while cloaking himself with etiquette and taste. It simply isn’t that easy to remain so calm and polite when you can cut a bitch, as they say.

Feared:

Imperator Nelson always makes a good entrance.

Word has reached my ears from truly monstrous predators that Alex Finn has been making a lot of friends and being quite useful. In general, a keyboard won’t kill someone, but it can always reach someone willing to kill for you.

Loathed:

I’m told that a couple of visitors and residents were harassed by strange, unknown scruffy vampires. Is it possible that the retarded, inbreed Carfimins moved down south? I wouldn’t know as they declined to attack my entourage. I feel somewhat slighted. Was our car not good enough for you? Did you not find my outfit shiny?   

I’m told that Boone and Sheriff Acrimony “handled” a couple of the prisoners. Very fitting for a celebration of the cruxfiction.

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:
Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

Jason Andrew

Fear and Loathing in Olympia: Ch-ch-ch-Changes 10/30/2008

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Baron Malakai, aka Platinum, is known for throwing lavish parties. This week was no exception at the Vasili Rostov Interfaith Gathering Site. The place had been decorated to the nines.

Luminaries from all over the region attended such as Prince Belson, Consul Olivia Nova, Primarch Nathanial Green, Priscus Levka Alexinova, Ettienne of the Lancea Sanctum, and a host of others too numerous to mention attended the party.

It was the sort of night that recharges a weary kindred’s requiem. There was much laughing and pleasant conversation to be had. I have rarely seen a party filled with such laughter. Although, just between you and I gentle readers, I did catch one unnamed vampire clutching one of the platinum statues of Prince Vasili and softly weeping, obviously missing his prince. 

Later in the evening, we all boarded Captain Silver’s ship and enjoyed the moonlight.

As a boy, I was the sort that preferred to have my desert before dinner. As so, I shall discuss scandal before praise. First, I must say that I am very disappointed at the general lack of scandal that occurs in my presence. If you all behave, I shall have nothing to write about.

The first bit of scandal involves a game called Domestic Violence. Zeal and Ashe of the Crones decided that they wished to play a game. Such games are often played in private, but rarely discussed openly.  I very much enjoyed the game, but I feel that it set something of a bad precedent.

As Zeal is merely an *acknowledged* member of the Imperium, he isn’t held to the same standards as those *valued* such as Lady Ashe. After speaking with Ashe, I realized that she doesn’t enjoy the responsibilities of such standing. As she put it, “I’m a goddess. Acting responsible is too much like work.” Therefore, let it be known that I *recognize* Lady Ashe’s desire to have less responsibility.

The second and more important scandal came from the Lancea Sanctum. It had been noted that Primarch Giada had not been present the last few weeks and that she had not spoken with Prince Belson in person on an important Imperial matter. 

A number of important members of the Lance such as Ettienne, Raphael D'Santo, and Johnathon Merducchi gathered to discuss this problem. Afterwards, they spoke with the Primarchs and removed their support from Giada. They returned their support to Bishop Typhus. It was stated that Bishop Typhus was on assignment and would return shortly. Until then Johnathon Merducchi would serve as Acting Primarch with Misery acting as his second.

Ettienne asked me to announce that he had returned from his personal affairs and would be keeping an eye on the area. He also wished it known that he would send word via Johnathon Merducchi and Misery as to his wishes to various members of the Lance.

Obviously, Giada should not be considered to be *valued* in Kitsap.

And now, let's progress to the other changes within the Nelson Imperium.

Prince Belson wished me to make it known that he *recognized* my service to Kitsap and held my work with great esteem.

The Primarch Counsel accepted a new member this evening. The Primarch Council accepted a new member this evening Grim has stepped into the role of Carthian Primarch. Although Marko Kalistori has long been a *respected* member of Olympia and the Imperium his personal business leaves him unable to serve as Primarch.  

And finally, Imperator Nelson has appointed Prince Belson as his Imperial Seneschal to watch over his Imperium when he is not present.

Captain Silver of the Invictus made quite the impression. I noted that his name was on the lips of the powerful and the influential.

Misery seemed to make quite the impression on her covenant this week.

Liam O'Daherty is one to keep an eye upon. I’ve rarely come across someone that seems to innately understand etiquette and social situations.

Primarch Grim had important people saying very good things about him.

Feared:

Prince Vasili. I’ve never seen such dread and excitement about a single vampire returning a domain.

Loathed:

Dominic and Josie. You guys had a chance to come clean and resolve your problems. What did you do? You complained. You complained and whined that the world was unfair and did not mold to fit your whims. You cried to the heavens that you should get to do what you want and never have to suffer the consquences of your actions. And then, you run. You hide. You want to dance, but only to your tune and when you feel that you will win. I do not feel pity for you. Only contempt, loathing, and distain.

Sorrow spends 1 status point to lower Ashe to *recognized*.

Sorrow spends 1 status point to lower Giada to *recognized*.

Belson spents 1 status point to bump Sorrow to *recognized*.

Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

Fear and Loathing in Vancouver 10/25/2008 Sweet Memories

Some places just naturally gain a reputation for hospitality. When I heard that Vancouver in the Evergreen Rose Republic was going to throw a party, I started clearing my calendar.

The nightclub was properly dark and had a primal smell to it. The mortals were properly plied with libation and quite friendly to strangers.

Prince Wellington arrived looking very rugged in his outdoors apparel. 

Harpy Black from Portland made the scene looking very butch. It was a good look for him.

Bergen, Sherriff of Portland, made an appearance, but seemed quite depressed. I spent eight minutes with him trying to bring him cheer, but alas, it did not work.

However, the gathering was not without some drama. It seems that some prankster elected to start altering memories.

Wolfgang Adalbrecht, the Prisci Harpy, had some sort of mental assault laid upon him to remember that Acrimony of the New Flesh had promised to take him into the back alley and perform forced man love upon him. Harpy Adalbrecht showed great wisdom in seeking out members of the Evergreen Rose Republic Prisci Counsel to gain their protection. 

Prisci Levka Alexinova questioned Acrimony about the incident. Acrimony did not remember making such promises to Harpy Adalbrecht, but conceded that it was indeed possible as it sounded like him. After using special means to determine the truth of the matter, Prisci Alexinova became greatly insulted that Acrimony might not find Harpy Adalbrecht attractive enough to offer forced man love to in a dark alley.

Worried that he might have offended Prisci Levka, Acrimony cashed in a trivial boon with myself to make the following announcement. Acrimony finds that Harpy Adalbrecht is a delectable piece of man flesh, well worthy of man love. Obviously, Prisci Alexinova would never have an unattractive harpy. However, he quickly added that he would never dare take anything that belongs to the Alexinovas unless they offered it. Harpy Adalbrecht is indeed blessed to have such protective Prisci watching over his assets.

I’m told there were other mental incidents, but I was unable to discover their nature.

There was another incident near the dance floor, but Prince Wellington and his entourage swiftly took care of it. It was handled so quickly and efficiently that I was unable to learn what had happened.

I had a pleasant conversation with a number of Crone, such as Delilah, Rowena, and Apophis. I fear that I may have bored them with tales of the New Flesh. We talked of the conscious, tantric magic, and evolution. I was quite impressed with the Crone in general.

Rising Stars: Frankie Bianchi. You are very charming and deceptively innocent looking. I suspect you are very dangerous. I know you are clever. I am impressed your family can deliver in less than twenty four hours.

Wolfgang Adalbrecht showed a lot of intelligence and class. And I’m told he is quite delectable.

Boone of the Dragons showed quite the hunger for knowledge. I approve.

Feared: Levka Alexinova. He is the monster that other monsters fear. He is that which others measure themselves by.

Loathed: Whomever was playing the memory games. I have my own memories I plan to share with you.

Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:

Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

Fear and Loathing in Kitsap 10/27/2008 Saying Good-Bye to a Friend 

Keeper of Elysium, Aaron Locke, opened the Bremerton Elysium this past Friday to assembled members of the domain and guests.

The Eclipse Party for Manuel “Manny” Vasquez was well attended by various members of the Nelson Imperium. Some wished to pay respects. Others went only to ensure that Manny wasn’t going to surprise all of us once again.

I noted that the Ordo Dracul were out in full force. Imperial Primarch Viloktisce Karkarov made a stunning appearance along with the *admired* Dominion and the good Mr. Locke. Indeed, the *admired* Dominion agreed to serve as deputy for Sherriff Acrimony.

The Crones lead by Imperial Primarch Nathaniel Green, Baron Malakai, and Dr. Gabriel della Moretti arrived a bit late to the gathering. I’m told their private rituals were quite invigorating.

The surprising hit of the night was the ever charming Massimo Bianchi. He arrived with his entourage and seemed to be the delight of the gathering.

There was a slight gaffe by Carlos, once again, but this time he was wise enough to use the social tools at his deposal to make amends.

Once the gathering was winding down, it came time to honor and toast Manuel “Manny” Vasquez. Some said kind things. Others less so. Here are the highlights.

Papo of the 187 Murder Posse announced that all vampires serve a purpose and that it was Manny’s purpose to serve as an example of what not to do for others. He further warned against any that would harm his family.

Lady Ashe recalled Manny’s love of cinema and elected to play a small clip from a movie I had never heard of. I presume it had some sort of personal meaning.

Baron Malakai indicated that Manny would be missed, but likely not by many.

It was Sherriff Acrimony that spoke with the most eloquence and kindness. He reminded everyone that Manny was a friend to most of us at once point in time. And despite his actions, he survived against overwhelming political, social, and physical force for a long time, which indicated a potent predator. And that one day, he would recover and rejoin us with a more clarified mind.

I was disappointed that none of the Lancea Sanctum elected to give a Sermon of Longinus or speak on Manny’s behalf.

Afterwards, Keeper Locke elected to accept gifts for the Bremerton Elysium. 

The Bianchi offered twenty bottles of bloodwyne. Much to my delight, Mr. Locke opened once of those bottles and shared it me. The aftertaste was quite charming. Never let it be said that Mr. Locke isn’t gracious as a host.

Dr. Gabriel della Moretti brought forth an impressive glass statue of Imperial Primarch Nathaniel Green holding the sigil of the Circle of the Crone. Dr. Gabriel della Moretti announced that the rogue Harlequin had chosen to commit suicide rather than face judgment by his covenant and that he had chosen to use Harlequin’s ashes in the creation of this gift. Oddly, the glass in the statue was slightly less transparent than Harlequin’s usual schemes.

Imperial Primarch Nathaniel Green indicated to me that he *recognized* the service that Agony and Acrimony had done for the domain and encouraged me to also recognize this. Indeed, few could argue their service to the Nelson Imperium.

Some of you might notice a change in my title. By selection of the Primarch Counsel and with the approval from Imperator Nelson, I’ve been promoted to Imperial Harpy.

Rising Stars: Massimo Bianchi raised the bar. Let’s hope the rest of the Bianchi Family can keep up with him.

Feared: Manuel “Manny” Vasquez touched a lot of lives in the Nelson Imperium and his reach was very potent.

Loathed: None, yet. However, I will note that mercy was offered to a select few if they attended this gathering. I noticed a distinct lack of their presence. Ludi incipiant.

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Sorrow
Imperial Harpy of the Nelson Imperium
The Lord of Laughter
The New Flesh

OOC:

Sorrow properly fears his gangrel overlord and so spends 1 point to boost Agony to 2 status and 1 point to boost Acrimony to level 2 status.

The latin translation “Let the games begin.”

Carthian Status: 3
Mekhet Status: 2
http://carthian.cam-wiki.org/The_New_Flesh

Jason Andrew
US 2002022602

By request of the Baron Malakai, Sherriff Acrimony offered mercy along with justice for those that participated with Douche LaRue to come forward.

Fear and Loathing Special Edition: Brokeback Cowboys, Two Funerals, and a Wedding 10/16/2008 and 10/18/2008

There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.

Kill Bill 2

With the national gathering and many of our local residents traveling, I had expected a quiet weekend. As a long time resident of Olympia said to be this weekend, that’s usually when the shit hits the fan in O-town.

The start of the gathering on 10/16/2008 was quiet and formal. Baron Malakai held a small informal court. My colleague, Harpy Vincenzo Delgardo, described most of the important events of the evening with a great deal of style. I shall attempt to add to his already amazing descriptions.

The *admired* dragon Dominion sought to resolve the problems caused by Dominic “La Douche” LaRue. She acted honorably and with a great deal of political savvy. Sadly, she could not know that the bunny eating Douchebag would steal complete and utter defeat from the jaws of victory.   I wish it to be clear that she acted with a great deal of honor to all of us in Olympia and the blatant treachery and skullduggery should not be blamed on her.

I’ve left out Dominic from my last few reports out of respect for his sire Octavio Allman. I have a fondness for monsters. In this case, the apple rolled very, very far from the tree. One would dare to say the apple hopped into a cab and ran to the rabbit farm. I had planned to indulge in more bunny poking, but out of respect for Octavo, I am going to leave him to his sire. A terrifying prospect indeed. Some would even say that it is more frightening than Acrimony’s Two Scoops of Shame ritual.

And as for my old pisspot, Josie “Brokeback” Huevos, he made a lot of claims in Olympia.   I tried to find a domain or a location that would claim him/her. Alas, the only record I found for him/her was a bar in Tijuana named Donkey Shows, Open All Night.

I contacted Citizen Prince Tanner from Seattle on this matter. He made it quite clear that Josie “Brokeback” Huevos did not speak for Seattle or any residents.   Indeed, he was uncertain if he had ever met him. Citizen Prince Tanner has a reputation for honor and honesty that simply can not be questioned. I have likewise been assured that Josie “Brokeback” Huevos has no relationship with Mr. Cullpepper, Mr. Barrojo de Lagos, or Mr. Ellison of Seattle. And while I have not spoken to her on this matter, I am fairly certain that Josie “Brokeback” Huevos is not the bodyguard of Dominion. I am told that a number of Dragons are seeking to question Josie “Brokeback” Huevos and that if he is found that he should be delivered to either Mr. Cullpepper or Mr. Aaron Locke.

Saturday evening, I felt a bit froggy and so decided to attend the wedding of Lady Anida

Wilson and Lord Edward Darling in Eugene, Oregon. It was my first visit to Eugene, but expectations were quite high.

The church was divine. I felt like confessing my sins just for being there, but thankfully there were no confessors present. Otherwise, I would have had to remain in Eugene for several more nights.

The ceremony proceeded briskly, but with elegance. Sadly, fate had decreed that Lady Anida would once again be left at the altar. When the priest asked the audience if anyone had a reason to object to this union, the business of the Danse Macabre interrupted the ceremony.

Levka Alexinova and his impressive and well dressed entourage called a halt to the wedding to resolve a matter of honor. Levka staked Thomas Darling and then offered the following deal to Jonathan Darling. He proposed a winner take all duel to Jonathan Darling to resolve their blood feud between the Darlings and the Alexinovas. In exchange, the Alexinova Entourage would give the rest of the gathering a free pass for the evening. As the Alexinova entourage contained a collection of the most potent predators that this ecosystem could handle, it was a just and honorable offer. Jonathan Darling accepted the consequences of his actions and fought the duel to spare his domain.

Levka Alexinova and Jonathan Darling fought valiantly with such amazing speeds that most present could not witness the full scope of the battle. It ended with Levka Alexinova victorious and the deaths of Jonathan and Thomas Darling. 

Despite having won the domain of Eugene from the terms of the duel, the Alexinova chose to simply leave, allowing Alder Ritcher to claim Praxis.

Having witnessed the duel, I returned to the wedding. It seems that Edward Darling had ran away leaving his bride, his sire, and his liege to fight along. It was a shame as she looked quite fetching in her white dress and the veil with just the slightest touch of red to remind others of the monster beneath the dress.The good Marquis du Myra offered to marry Lady Anida, but alas was rejected.

The rest of the evening was quiet, although someone shamefully defiled the wedding cake. The perpetrator was unknown, but I have my suspicions.

Rising Stars: James Sands proved to be quite impressive. He rolled in with the impressive Levka as a giant bear and growled. I’m told by those that understand the bear tongue that it translated into “Come get some, bitches!”

Feared: I live with one of the vilest monsters I know. I’m a bit jaded these days. Octavio Allman brought the tingle back to my spine and I think those present know why.

Loathed: La Douche LaRue and Josie Huevos. If you don’t understand why, re-read this report.

The Honored: This is a new section. I’m not normally quite so saccharin. 

Jonathan Darling and Thomas Darling are to be fully commended. They dove into the Danse Macabre with two-fisted abandon and when the music changes, they did not lament their position. Lesser vampires would have cried to heavens, not understanding that every move has counter moves. They understood the game we all play in our Requiems and thus are to be honored and commended.